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Blu1975
Somewhere Beachy, Isle of Wight, England UK

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The Pregnant Lady...
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 1:10 PM WET

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a
grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got
on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming'
and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will
reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I
just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!






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xxLilyxx
Hampshire, Hampshire, England UK

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Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 5:08 PM WET

Very good rolling on the floor laughing





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Pinkstar
Motherwell, Strathclyde, Scotland UK

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The Pregnant Lady...
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 11:56 PM WET

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing VVery good!





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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland

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The Pregnant Lady...
Posted: Jul 9, 2008, 12:20 AM WET

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up





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bren1
Bucks, Buckinghamshire, England UK

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Posted: Jul 9, 2008, 12:47 AM WET

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thanks Blu thumbs up





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jono2059
glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK

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The Pregnant Lady...
Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 12:23 PM WET

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing very good





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suzyw
hull, Humberside, England UK

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Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 12:29 PM WET

thats soo funnyrolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing





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