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Scooterman46
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Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 4:05 PM WET

> > Jim went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The
> > doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he
> > would be with him in just a few minutes. When Jim sat down and began
> > observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to
> > the
> > doctor's desk.
> > 1. A tube of K-Y jelly
> > 2. A rubber glove
> > 3. A beer
> >
> > When the doctor finally came in, Jim said, Look Doc, I'm a little
> > confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for,
> > and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER
> > is for?
> >
> > At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over
> > to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his
> > nurse...........
> >
> > Dammit, Helen..... I said A BUTT LIGHT !!!!

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Scooterman46
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Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 4:10 PM WET

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer. About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate choped the little guy in the back again. The little guy got up and dusted himself off and the big guy told him, "That was a karate chop from China."

The little guy got up and decided he wasn't going to take any more of this, so he left the bar. About an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he's on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender , "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!"

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