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Thanks sweety, good to be back to be honest, have missed everyone on here.Nice pic by the way!

Ta very much, just showing all how I roll on a night out lol... Bad things happened the night that was taken

I would never have a 'pop' at SB, he is a great bloke. I was just teasing with him, cos he was nice and treating me with respect. But we all know I am as common as muck. And all htis nicey nicey respect thing don't sit too well with me!! LMAO

So - I pose this question

Why are all cows generically called *DAISY* ?

and this is possible

Maybe the wise mystic *Lilo Lill* will have anudder answer

Oh S..t - Wot a bluddy shame -
n 'ere wos I trained fro me potty to treat all ladiz like they WOZ ladiz

Anyway - Dig this - Me still tink yo is a grate lookin bird innit

Y no hoo

Oh really?? Tell me more. Come on, you can tell Aunty Jojo!

I think it stems from the old kids programme 'Magic Roundabout'!!!

As for 'lilo lil' aka xxlilyxx she is a prized cow (in best posibel way was that meant, lily, if you read this!!) Only one cow round here with BSM ...... moi!!!! lol

Ahh what the hell

Me and a mate had an all day session before meeting up with everyone from work, when I say all day I mean we started at around 1pm and met everyone else at 9pm.. So by the time we met everyone else we were hanging out, anyway, carried on until closing at about 3am..

I somehow managed to cop off with some girl, took her back to the shared house I was in at the time and as soon as we got on the bed I fell asleep!!

Woke up at about 6am needing to be sick, went to open the door but I couldn't open it, so looked around for something I could use instead of the toilet, what do I see on the floor? A bag with a load of new clothes I'd bought the day before.. Never worn, straight in the bin! Gutted!!

And to make matters worse when I was sick I burst the blood vessels in my face so was left walking round for about 3 days with a purple face!!

It IS bug and it IS clever

hello i'm here late night as per usual!!

hang on was she there when you woke up at 6

Oh wow what a date you would make! Thank feck I am too old for ya!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Only joking, sounds bit like when I go to my sisters to be honest. Just don't aske her about the restuarant window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello i'm here late night as per usual!!

hang on was she there when you woke up at 6

OK OK Y got me Lady P - so me off to by byes now - to keep me strenf hup for all dat runnin 'bout 2 morri I gots 2 do in the Dennis chariot innit.

g'Night all
Mike

yeah i would of gone bad to the pub and found his friends!! falling asleep when you were gonna get sex silly man!!

yeah i would of gone bad to the pub and found his friends!! falling asleep when you were gonna get sex silly man!!

he missed all the crazies in the forums!!