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CUDDLYBEAR1964: CONGRATULATIONS JO..YOUVE GOT EVERYONE ON YOUR SIDE,BELIEVING ALL YOUVE SAID AND GANGING UP ON ME...YOUVE GOT WHAT YOU WERE AFTER...NOW LEAVE ME ALONE..THANKS JO..MIND YOU,YOU DID ONCE TELL ME..YOU COULD BE A RIGHT COW..SO I"M NOT SURPRISED YOUVE DONE THIS.

CUDDLYBEAR1964: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE I"M NOT ALLOWED TO JOIN IN AND HAVE FUN AND BE MY WITTY SELF AND SAY ANYTHING ON HERE.MIND YOU,I BET NOW I"LL START BEING CALLED EVERYTHING FROM MISERABLE TO I DONT KNOW WHAT FOR NOT JOINING IN...I CANT WIN EITHER WAY.

jojo69: Fucking laughing my ass off!! Seriously!!! We phoenix an dI take over the threads??? Fuck you silly little man, whom was it that was that put up threads that you were going then you were back then you were going but came back as someone else then put up yet again another thread that you were back again!!??? Fuck me!! Most people here laughed AT you! Deffo not WITH you!

And if I wanted to keep my personal life personal - Has FUCK ALL to do with YOU! so long as I was honest with you and maintained all we could ever have was a platonic relationship! WHICH I DID!

How the feck have I misled you??? Mike doesn't feel this way?? he still likes me, and wants me as a friend and enjoys our banters! Just cos I didn't tell you who the hell I wanted to fuck!!! Seriously!!!!!!!!! Is not your fuckin business!

Get over ya self! You are acting as if you are gods gift to women!! Trust me, you ain't!!!!!!!!!!! I would rather 'F' Mike than you and he is man near twice your age but still twice the man you will ever be!! Feck if I get banned! I have found my love - HAVE YOU!!??????? LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

baileysqueen: trying to express this clearly i don't speak like a cockney

and few people i know do lol!! (maybe it is cause i went to posho school )

also this is not the point of the thread lol!!

mike1937: Hmm - Steven - That IS a 180 turnaround - SO
Can I respectfully remind you please of exectly what you wrote in my thread when I tried tpo organise one.

I just looked to check and copied it before I shot my mouth off

You wrote
** As for the meet we don't want it in Landan tahn with all thos cockerknee geezers avin a right old bubble.. No no, it needs to be a bit further West in a place a little more refined **


HIM @ DICKENSTOWN

jojo69: Again by James Blunt - You're Beautiful!!!

(You know whom)

autumnstarlight: Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly
six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins.... a boy and a
girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth
and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy
came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself 'Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he's a blomin' clueless idiot... Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, 'Well, what's me daughter's name?' 'Denise' says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about me brother', she thought....'I
really like Denise Then she asks, 'What's the boy's name?

The doctor replies 'Denephew'

uglysister: why is a christmas tree better than a man??

it stays up for 12 days and nights,

has cute balls,

and looks good with the lights on!!!!
no offence meant to all you lovely men out there...........

just a wee joke

mike1937: A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!'

Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didnt know we had a choice!'