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I don't understand the planning bit..Well I do.But I don't plan or follow 'Trends'. Maybe Parisianism is setting in.Fcuk. Dark suits(cover all occasions..Blue jeans and t shirt.

Geoff Goldblum in the film'The Fly' had the right idea..All his clothes where exactly the same...None of dilema in the morning.


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What!
Blokes don't got shopping..or is this one of these gossipy-girly threads. And blokes aren't allowed.

We are not as gifted as Guiri.He can knit his own socks. Not all of us are that talented.He can knit his own socks.And crochet a tea cozy..Some of us have to shop for clothes.

So I think it is very unfair to exclude men.


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You got my vote....


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40 – ish --------------- Probably married fit nubile female

Adventurous ---------- Fit nubile female who also plays snooker

Athletic ---------------- Plays volley ball

Beautiful --------------- All women are

Contagious Smile------Just finished playing volley ball

Feminist------------------- Doesn't play volley ball

Free Spirit ---------------- Single fit nubile female

Friendship First ---------- Only interested in snooker

Fun------------------------ Same as athletic

Gentle--------------------- Might not eat you whole..She"ll cum come for seconds

New Age ----------------- Has gadgets(very good)

Open-minded------------- Will consider playing snooker

Outgoing------------------- Plays snooker

Passionate ----------------- Loves all ball sports


Professional --------------- Expects to paid for playing volley ball


Voluptuous ----------------- Bit tits

Wants soul mate ----------- Lesbi-friends volley ball player (very good)




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Eay peasy..Volley ball..Played by fit nubile females...


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One hot cup of joe to go....I'll butter her croissant myself..


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I reckon it happened like this..you IM'd SE and spoke for a while...Then You PM'd her and for lots of reasons she (SE) didn't have time to reply(chrimbo, new year..family reunions) and you got the hump...

Ocean with respect you are french and french male logic doesn't work on UK women..It doesn't work on french women(french male logic)trust me i've been living here for 15yrs..I know somethings..About french logic...

Like i said....

1....Crank up your jukebox
2....Open up a bottle of plonk
3....Jump onto to thread
4....Butter the ladies up on a thread/s
5....Let them contact you(very important...not the other way around)

It's fail safe



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nope


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Hi smoky..I'm hi jacking you thread for a moment..

Ladies this is the craic..can you all please stop hiding your profiles. Now if any blokes do it (hide their profiles) i don't have a problem..

But i enjoy reading the posts/threads in the morning listening to the radio, drinking coffee and having a scratch and looing at fit nubile females...And it dis-heartens me to find some ladies profiles hidden..So i have decided to inform each and everyone of you good ladies that the next time anyone of you hide your profiles, I will be forced to do voodoo on the offender with my 'effigy' and you will not be sitting down for a week..Because I will turn your butt into a pin cushion...So please unhide your profiles...




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Totaly agree gee..but brain space does just that...takes up my brain space.. And i'm not knocking it..she can take up all the space she wants


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Nahh...It's very simple..sommer has me sussed..Sometime I drink plonk and push the wrong button. It's as simple as that..I go into my profile and play around with it..nothing else..

On the subject of plonk...


The Good Morning Hot Croissant Thread: click here to read the entire thread »

I know what you mean..Women,we cant live with them and we can't live with out them...




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Don't think of it as winning..but play her at her own game..just smile and say "Darling..of cousre i agree 100% with you" after she is lost..


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excellent...it could also double up as a tea cozy


would you wear my new crocheted hat?: click here to read the entire thread »

Folks..whats the craic with the hats..everybody seems to have one, 'cept me..

Were they chrimbo prezzies?


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Nice hat...


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You don't need misstress crystals balls...you don't like me your right..you've flipped.

Are we compatible..in a word yes.....


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Ocean..piece of advice...relax.

Sometimes I get PM's and don't read them never mind reply to them..I just delete them unless they are from a handfull of people.(4/5) I reckon you are french. Now take a piece of advice...

1...Crank up your jukebox
2...Open a bottle of plonk
3...Jump on a thread
4...Butter some of the good ladies up here on CS
5...Let them contact you(very important)

Don't think English/British women think like French women because they don't...And don't do the french bloke 'thing' with women from the UK...They wont buy into it...

Also sparklingeyes has said that she is a mother..(very important)..probably means she has other things to do in RL than to sit around her pc AND HOPE YOU OR ANYONE CONTACTS HER...


Also post how you want but writing in bold blue letters doesn't do you any favours...trust me



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Can someone of you good lady folk please explain female logic or am I fighting a loosing battle...Lord knows i've tried to understand(everything is ok cool wirh brain space..she's on skype as we talk).....


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