Sommerauer71: COme on Dragon, do your glossary, it always has me laughing.
I almost forgot about this!
here it goes:
40 – ish --------------- what’s a number? 40ish means a stylysh 40 or 40+ year old
Adventurous ---------- Likes to play and will try almost anything
Athletic ---------------- won’t lay down exhausted after 2 minutes of mental foreplay
Average looking ------ women are modest; if a woman writes “gorgeous” or “beautiful” she gets swarmed by perverts…
Beautiful --------------- Well.. that one is ok. Women are beautiful!
Contagious Smile------ what’s the point of being uptight and sour? Exactly!
Emotionally Secure ---- she won’t be asking you silly questions
Feminist------------------- she collects shoes
Free Spirit ---------------- will not stay in a cage
Friendship First ---------- Well, a name is important, right? So that’s a subtle way to tell men to get talking
Fun------------------------ Someone who will not be expecting you to come up with all the ideas
Gentle--------------------- Might not eat you whole
New Age ----------------- Has gadgets
Open-minded------------- Has worked out her priority list and is not bothered by little trivial things
Outgoing------------------- that’s a sign for men to read that the women will carry on talking to her friends
Passionate ----------------- Has stamina and might use electrical instruments?
Poet ------------------------- Likes romance
Professional --------------- will remember where the keys for the handcuffs are
Romantic------------------- she will surprise you and wants to be surprised by you too
Voluptuous ----------------- Has curves and real boobs
Large Frame ---------------- Abstain skinny skinny men
Wants soul mate ----------- wants an accomplice, someone that thinks like her
Widow------------------------ well.. perhaps a murderer….. but most likely the cause of death was over excertion… again.. meaning… abstain all fragile men
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