Seabiscuit: Hello hello hello, what's going on here then?!
It would seem that a few people have taken advantage of the time I have been away doing all my paper work.. Well no more!! I have hired a group of Polish people to do it for me, would have used English but they are more expensive..
Anglophile I'm afraid I will have to cuff you to me just so I know your not getting away! You may see that as a treat (who wouldn't) but I will be sure to punish you along the way.. You will be wearing headphones listening to every track ever recorded by the Cheeky girls, on repeat!
The X-Men have caught up with Mr Fox and his surfing Cousin.. I am informed that a variety of probes shall be used on them!
The witches AKA Zella and Jojo are also bang in trouble! My good friends Dorothy, Toto, Scarecrow, Lion and the Tin man are after you! Be afraid, be very afraid!! They will be bringing a few members of the Loillipop gild with them...
Phoenix and Chef... You are yet to break any laws so I will use distraction on you... Naked ladies and Steak are to be found on the roadside.
Agent Biscuit out! Out in front..
Not so fast Agent biscuit...I think you forgot someone...
hello......byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....see you at the winning post.....

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