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porsha69 Birmingham UK
[top] Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:56 PM CST : Scouse Joke.......
A scouser is sat in a bar, having a few beers. In walks a gay guy who eyes him up. After a few beers the gay guy finally plucks up courage to speak to the scouser. " Do you fancy a blow job"? He whispers. The scouser picks up a bar stool and batters the guy to a pulp, kicking him out the door. Barman comes over and says "Christ! That was a bit brutal - What did he say to you"? "Dunno," replies the scouser, "something about a job"

rolling on the floor laughing





(No offence meant - I am a scouser myself!)
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DarkDreamer2005 Rochester, Kent, England UK
[top] Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:47 AM CST : Scouse Joke.......
porsha69: A scouser is sat in a bar, having a few beers. In walks a gay guy who eyes him up. After a few beers the gay guy finally plucks up courage to speak to the scouser. " Do you fancy a blow job"? He whispers. The scouser picks up a bar stool and batters the guy to a pulp, kicking him out the door. Barman comes over and says "Christ! That was a bit brutal - What did he say to you"? "Dunno," replies the scouser, "something about a job"

(No offence meant - I am a scouser myself!)


Were you so embarrassed by this joke Porsha, that you had to run away and hide after you typed it...wink rolling on the floor laughing
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DizzyDi Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
[top] Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:01 AM CST : Scouse Joke.......
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stuie87 Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK
[top] Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:46 AM CST : Scouse Joke.......
rolling on the floor laughing gotta remember that one!
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porsha69 Birmingham UK
[top] Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:27 PM CST : Scouse Joke.......
DarkDreamer2005: Were you so embarrassed by this joke Porsha, that you had to run away and hide after you typed it...


You should know me better than that DD... I don't run and hide from anything! rolling on the floor laughing
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DarkDreamer2005 Rochester, Kent, England UK
[top] Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:06 AM CST : Scouse Joke.......
porsha69: You should know me better than that DD... I don't run and hide from anything!



True, laugh .....at least now I know the rest of the scouse mafia hadn't grabbed you and stuck you in the back of a Transit....wink

There is a joke about a get away vehicle up on bricks there but I can't quite remember...wink rolling on the floor laughing
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porsha69 Birmingham UK
[top] Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:20 PM CST : Scouse Joke.......
DarkDreamer2005: True, .....at least now I know the rest of the scouse mafia hadn't grabbed you and stuck you in the back of a Transit....

There is a joke about a get away vehicle up on bricks there but I can't quite remember...


LMAO rolling on the floor laughing You are seriously pushing your luck!! wink rolling on the floor laughing
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